The Flying Spaghetti Monster

My fellow Pastafarians,
Show your devotion to the one true monster, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and download his stickers. If you too have been touched by his noodly appendage, share his gospel on iMessage to those who have not heard the good word.

Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day, our garlic bread, …and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever.

R’amen.